it is often brought to my attention how clueless some people are. fer serious. even i, who spend very little time reading news articles, and a lot of time reading Absolute Crap™ can attest to the fact that it is very very hard to avoid knowing what is going on in the world. I don't have any current examples because my brain is moving in hyperspeed.

speaking of brains- here's a glimpse into my own right now (editing out lude daydreams and murderous visions, of course):

-work is moving and i am working saturday. thankfully, by the time i reach to london on saturday night for mary ellen's b-day thing i will be experiencing so much lower back pain that drinking exhorbitant amounts of liquor will be necessary. it is also good to note that i am somewhat of a lightweight, so my "amounts" might be less than "yours".

-this week lisa and me acquired a sweet apartment, a place to call our own, a shangri-la if you will. exciting, i know, but extrmely overwhelming, too. gas, hydro, internet, phone, moving truck, etc. registrations are falling out of my ears in some sort of reddish fluid i can't quite define.

-craigslist. i am an addict. it is ridiculous! even though we have found a place, i am now relentlessly checking the furniture, appliances, missed connections (i'm ronery), and rants and raves sections. not to mention the art/media jobs for maybe that sweet-ass job that's right up my alley in print or typesetting.

-mom & dad's house is for sale. on top of getting up at the ass crack of motherfucking weekdays, i reluctantly must make my bed, and tidy my room so it resembles a showroom every single day until the place sells. i am not a complete slob, but... ok, yes i am.

-phone calls. everyone and anyone. cell phone, text messages, work calls, UPS calls, ARGH!!!!!!!

-and then there's the usual aimoo-self-centered stuff like how i'm lonely and single and i don't even have energy to care about this anymore, hahaha. considering a small bench for outside of my bedroom for my suitors which will add up to exactly 0 because i am too lazy to bother. ha.

there are more, i am sure, but i am a bit frazzled this week. trying to keep a balance between sanity and, oh, i dunno... eating mcdonald's out of $1.39 jr. chickens, i suppose.

speaking of frazzled, i need another coffee and will acquire said coffee shortly. i don't think i've peed quite enough today...