portrait of an unoriginal gangsta

so last night we're at the drive thru at mcd's to get a couple ice cream cones, and we pull up to the speaker. you know how everyone is always trying to/is forced to upsell? well mom proceeds to order for dad, herself, and me:

"I'll have three ice cream cones AND NOTHING ELSE."

i laughed for a good 3 minutes, crying and all. the way she said it was like a 16th century proclamation. AND NOTHING ELSE!

hahahahaha. it's still funny.