so lonely, talk to me.

http://www.a-i.com/show_tree.asp?id=115

haha. my conversation went as follows:

Alan: "Did you want to talk or should I propose a subject?"

Me: "Where's the beef?"

Alan: "The beef? It's behind the closet."

Me: "My closet has no 'behind'."

Alan: "I see."

Me: "Good, you are not blind."

Alan: "That is correct."

Me: "But you don't have eyes."

Alan: "Who needs eyes?"

Me: "Humans."

Alan: "Humans! Where would I be without them? Out of a job... out of a life!"

HAHA!