this is hilarious. one hunnah pah-cen' marketing drivel.

As a Mac Specialist you're at the core of a customer’s experience at the Apple Store. Today's Mac Specialists continue to fuel Apple's retail success–and pioneered the retail revolution establishing the Apple Store's reputation for extraordinary service. Are you ready to join the history-making, record-breaking Mac Specialist team?

A candidate we’ll love:

• You have retail experience.
• You provide complete sales solutions for every customer.
• You love Apple technology.
• You have the potential to develop the retail sales and customer service skills that are the heart and soul of the Apple Store.
• You think quickly on your feet.

A position you’ll love:

• You translate “techno-speak” into layman’s terms.
• You inspire a whole new generation of Apple addicts.
• You protect assets through loss prevention awareness.
• You provide complete sales solutions for every customer.

Get paid to enrich people’s lives:
A job at the Apple Store is a chance to use your hands and heart. To use your knowledge and experience. To contribute meaningfully to people's lives through Apple technology.

A chance to delight. Impress. Engage. Inspire.

Are you ready to join the retail revolution?

from you know where.

enrich people's lives, alright then chief. remember those campaigns for a "civic nation" and how everyone thought it was pretty stupid (aside from the people they were mocking)? but how so many people are completely sucked into this Apple Lifestyle™ thing and think it is most intelligent above all else? above all else like 8-inch high lego spoilers & ground lights? and how we're all hypocrites so who really gives a shit?