shit damn motherfucking cunt happy monday!

so i check the work messages this morning... one of our bookmarks has a quote with the word "defenseless" on it, except the quote reads "defenceless" which is an acceptable spelling of the word (it's from older english). anyway, this motherfucking asshole of a woman who obviously thrives on making people as miserable as she is decided to call and leave this message:

"i have something really embarrassing to report for you guys. i got this bookmark and the word "defenseless" is spelled wrong... um, i dunno how you could print something with a misspelling like that and you might want to check any of your other freebie handouts to save yourself further embarrassment..."

of course, as most cowards who leave messages to get the hair on your neck standing up, she did not leave a name or phone number. surprise!