it's pretty funny how girls at the gym look at you like you're showing off because you're, i dunno, lifting weights and confident about the silly poses you get into to accomplish your workout. how dare i!

heh.

this also seems to carry over into every day life where, by measure of the eyes, other people are appalled at my mere existence. how dare i completely crush their perceptions about girls by simply standing there with bedhead and morning breath (hello longos across the street). yes, i'm tall. yes, i'm happy about it. yes, you are never going to be this tall, midget. how dare i!

and i gotta admit, as much as i would like to say that i wish it wasn't so, i love it... it provides me with constant entertainment. hilarious. glance over--expression of astonishment when realizing i don't have a penis and look feminine--glance at feet to check for heels. i can;t count how many times i;ve seen this process and it's STILL FUNNY.

exeunt.