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Woman Torches Ex-Husband's Genitalia While He Watches Television

Thursday August 23, 2007

CityNews.ca Staff

There's nothing worse than two people being forced to live together after they've separated just to save a few pennies on rent.

This was especially true for a divorced couple in Russia, who after three years of co-habitating on account of high property taxes, finally reached their boiling point. In a shocking outburst, the woman set fire to her ex-husband's genitals as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka.

Moscow officials reported it was three years of pent up hostility over having to share the same roof that lead to the freak attack. Whether or not he'll make a full recovery is "difficult to predict", according to a police spokesperson.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded man told a Russian newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

And they thought the fire had dwindled from the relationship.

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Seriously? I dunno how that's a joke in any way, I mean it seems funny until you consider having your crotch on fire, then not so much. If it was a man doing that to a woman a joke would be out of the question- don't think i'll ever get "it".