has anyone seen the infomercial for the half blanket, half man thing called a snuggie? you don't just, like, lay under the blanket anymore, man, you can just coexist. it's a very hippie-like philosophy that's behind the snuggie, taking up where the poncho left off.

who needs pants?

also... another infomercial informed me that his airtight food storage lids were made of, gasp, space age polymers.

whoa, dude, plastic from space!